Funny Roadtrip Quotes

Driving home from Utah:

Gideon: Mom, youre hot.
Mom: What?!
Gideon: Youre hot.
Mom: What does that mean?
Gideon: It means, like, you look beautiful... Like, REALLY beautiful.

Bela: OWWWW!
Mom & Dad: Whats wrong Bela?!
Bela: (sob) I just bit my toe.

Bela: I have to go potty.
Dad: Okay, honey. Right over this mountain is Las Vegas and we'll stop there.
Bela: (Gasp!) Las Vegas?! Woo-hoo!!

Bela: I'm hungry. Where's Little Cheeser's?